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Kid Quipsâ„¢ Cards

Kid Quips®
Those who believe that "children should be seen and not heard" don't know what they're missing. Kid Quips® by Kate Harper, is a line of greeting cards and gifts featuring the unique insight and wisdom that only a child can possess. These clever quips will keep you smiling and laughing out loud. A child said it – you'll love it!

Regular Cards Measure: 5" x 7"
Collector's Cards Measure: 8½" x 11"
Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks!

Kid Quips® Gives To Charity


Image Model- Item Name Price
Act Your Fingers KQ-C-BDT18339

Act Your Fingers

Front:
Happy Birthday. How many fingers are you? -Shane O'Donnell Age 4

Inside Greeting:
It's your birthday... Act your fingers!

$3.25
Bigger Prizes KQ-C-BDT18341

Bigger Prizes

Front:
If I ran the world I would put bigger prizes in cereal boxes. - Rachel McCullough Age 9

Inside Greeting:
Wishing you nothing but great big goodies today! Happy Birthday

 $3.25
Bossy KQ-C-BDT18342

Bossy

Front:
If you'd just do what I tell you, I wouldn't have to be so bossy! -Addison Graves Age 4

Inside Greeting:
Have a Happy Birthday! (And don't make me say it twice!)

 $3.25
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My Rules Are KQ-C-BDT18338

My Rules Are

Front:
My rules are: No pens in your mouth, and no licking the counter. - Eli H. Age 3

Inside Greeting:
And no looking any older. (Wow, you're a good rule-follower!) Happy Birthday

 $3.25
Our Family Isn't Normal (Relative) KQ-C-BRT18347

Our Family Isn't Normal (Relative)

Front:
I wish our family could stop trying to pretend we're normal. -Trevor Graves Age 10

Inside Greeting:
Our family isn't normal... We're way better than that! Happy Birthday

 $3.25
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Talk To Yourself KQ-C-BDT18345

Talk To Yourself

Front:
When you grow up you get to sing in the shower and talk to yourself. -Rebecca Cryer Age 9

Inside Greeting:
…be sure to mention how completely awesome you are! Happy Birthday

 $3.25
To The Best Grandma Ever (Relative) KQ-C-BRT18348

To The Best Grandma Ever (Relative)

Front:
I don't know all my numbers but I know grandma is number one. -John Creel Age 6

Inside Greeting:
Happy Birthday to the best grandma a kid ever had!

 $3.25
Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli KQ-C-BDT18344

Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli

Front:
Tomorrow we can eat broccoli but today is for ice cream. -Malory Hobson Age 9

Inside Greeting:
Happy Birthday

$3.25
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When Life Isn't Fair KQ-C-ECT18354

When Life Isn't Fair

Front:
When life isn't fair just change the rules. -Camelia Strown Age 7

(Blank Inside)

 $3.25
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When You Get Married KQ-C-WDT18363

When You Get Married

Front:
When you get married, you have to kiss. It's the law. -Hannah Cheatem Age 8

Inside Greeting:
Congratulations on your wedding, and all that other mushy stuff.

$3.25
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