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Sock 'Ems Greetings



All Sock 'Ems Greeting Cards are blank inside for your personal greeting.
Each Card Measures: 3-7/8" x 7"


Image Model- Item Name Price
29 Again Birthday SE-21

29 Again Birthday

Greeting:
29 again? Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Anniversary Pair SE-37

Anniversary Pair

Greeting:
If you're ever put in the dryer. Have no fear. You both belong together. Forever a pair. Happy Anniversary.
$3.95
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Birthday Cake SE-01

Birthday Cake

Greeting:
I baked you a cake. It burnt. I ate it. I owe you a cake. Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Birthday E-Card SE-19

Birthday E-Card

Greeting:
You deserve better than a lousy e-card. Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Birthday Flowers SE-36

Birthday Flowers

Greeting:
I picked you some flowers. I felt bad. I put them back. Sorry about your garden.
$3.95
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Birthday Homesock SE-17

Birthday Homesock

Greeting:
Happy birthday, homesock.
$3.95



Birthday Hurt SE-20

Birthday Hurt

Greeting:
Ouch, this one's gotta hurt. Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Birthday Thief SE-31

Birthday Thief

Greeting:
I stole you a gift. I thought it was cool. That makes you an accomplice. Nothing's changed since high school. Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Cute Birthday SE-18

Cute Birthday

Greeting:
Trust me … you won't be this cute forever. Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Dog Years Birthday SE-04

Dog Years Birthday

Greeting:
If you were a dog you'd be dead by now. I'm glad you're not a dog. Happy Birthday.
$3.95
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Father's Day SE-38

Father's Day

Greeting:
You fought the boogieman for me. You told the bully where to go. You could beat up all the other dads. And now I can kick your butt. Happy Father's Day.
$3.95



Get Well Soon SE-13

Get Well Soon

Greeting:
You're not feeling well. Which makes me not feel well. Which makes others around me not feel well. From all of us, Get Well Soon.
$3.95



Hey Kid SE-14

Hey Kid

Greeting:
Hey Kid, welcome to life. If anyone starts singing "Rock-a-bye-baby," crawl away as fast as you can. It's a trick. Congratulations on Being Born.
$3.95



Love Hurts SE-10

Love Hurts

Greeting:
I wrote you a love sonnet. The wind blew it away. I caught it. A car hit me. Love Hurts.
$3.95



Midlife Crisis Birthday SE-23

Midlife Crisis Birthday

Greeting:
Feel a mid-life crisis coming on? Happy Birthday.
$3.95



My Birthday Too SE-06

My Birthday Too

Greeting:
It's your birthday. It's mine, too. Actually it's not. But, wouldn't it be great if it were? Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Naughty Holiday SE-42

Naughty Holiday

Greeting:
Naughty or nice? The choice is up to you. You want my advice? Naughty's kinda nice. Happy Holidays.
$3.95
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Nursing Home Birthday SE-35

Nursing Home Birthday

Greeting:
Don't worry, I promise to put you in the nicest nursing home money can buy. Happy Birthday.
$3.95



Over-Celebrate Birthday SE-25

Over-Celebrate Birthday

Greeting:
Let's over-celebrate your birthday.
$3.95



Raw Deal SE-11

Raw Deal

Greeting:
You gave birth to me. All I ever did was take out the garbage. You got a raw deal. For that I am sorry. Happy Mother's Day.
$3.95




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